ARGH

I'm 29 fucking years old and I can't seem to figure out how to be a real adult!  I'm not looking to be boring or THAT kind of adult.  But I can't fucking be approved for a god damned credit card.  I need credit.  I have NO credit.  Not even BAD credit.  I'm like void of credit.  I'm just so fucking tired of being told NO in my life that now it's like the rest of the world is telling me I've spent all this time playing at being an adult that now that I want to be some kind of a real adult the financial world is telling me FUCK YOU!  You'll never own a god damn thing so just deal with it now.